Dutch Cheese, Jenever, and the Art of the Simple Plate
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There is a version of eating in Amsterdam that requires no conversation with a kitchen, no fryer confirmation, no careful reading of a sauce description to determine whether flour has quietly found its way into it. It is not a compromise version. It is, in certain moments and certain settings, the best version.
The Dutch have a particular relationship with simplicity at the table — not the simplicity of limited options, but the simplicity that comes from taking very good ingredients and doing as little to them as possible. Aged cheese. Cured fish. Good bread, which is unfortunately not yours, but around which the rest of the plate is perfectly navigable. A glass of something honest. An unhurried hour in a room that has been doing this for a long time.
Gouda is the obvious starting point, and it rewards being taken seriously rather than treated as a default. Young Gouda — jong — is mild and yielding, the cheese of supermarket shelves and airport concourses. But aged Gouda — oud — is something else: the interior deepens to amber, crystals of tyrosine form in the paste, and the flavor becomes caramel and salt and something almost savory that stays with you long after the plate is cleared. Very aged Gouda — the kind labeled extra oud or belegen — can be sharp enough to make you reconsider everything you thought you knew about Dutch cuisine. Remeker, made by a single farm family from raw Jersey milk and aged up to thirteen months, is the version worth seeking specifically — available at Noordermarkt on Saturday mornings and at a handful of cheese shops that take their sourcing seriously. It is, by any honest measure, one of the finest cheeses in Europe.
Alongside the cheese, the plate tends to include mustard — Dutch mustard is robust in a way that complements aged cheese rather than overwhelming it — and occasionally some thin-sliced ham or other charcuterie. What it does not typically include, in its traditional form, is anything that requires a fryer or a sauce with a complicated ingredient list. This is a plate that is already, structurally, mostly yours.
Herring is the other pole of the Dutch simple plate, and it is worth approaching without the hesitation that raw fish sometimes produces in travelers who encounter it for the first time. Hollandse Nieuwe — the season's first catch, typically available from late May through midsummer — is lightly salt-cured, served raw, and eaten with chopped onion and pickles either on a small bun (which is not yours) or in a paper cup with a toothpick (which absolutely is). The preparation is salt and nothing else. The ingredients are herring, onion, pickles. The whole transaction at a good fishmonger like Stubbe's near Centraal Station takes about ninety seconds and produces something that tastes completely, specifically like Amsterdam — briny and clean and slightly cool, the kind of thing you'd be hard-pressed to get anywhere else in the world with the same quality and confidence.
Jenever — Dutch gin, the ancestor of London dry gin, and a drink that has been made in the Netherlands since the seventeenth century — completes the picture. There are two basic styles: jonge jenever, which is lighter and more neutral, and oude jenever, which is richer and more complex, with the particular malt character that comes from its grain spirit base. Distilled spirits are naturally gluten-free; the distillation process removes proteins, including gluten, and what remains is safe for celiac drinkers. A small glass of oude jenever — served properly, slightly chilled, in the traditional tulip-shaped glass — at a bruine kroeg in the late afternoon is one of the more specifically Dutch experiences available to a traveler who wants to understand what the city is actually like when it's being itself.
What these three things have in common — the aged cheese, the herring, the jenever — is that they require no explanation and no modification. They are what they are. They have been what they are for a very long time. The particular satisfaction of sitting in a candlelit café in the Jordaan with a small cheese board and a glass of jenever, knowing that nothing on the table needs to be questioned, is a satisfaction that a celiac traveler learns to recognize and appreciate in a specific way — the ease of it, the completeness of it, the fact that the experience is not diminished by the dietary constraint but is actually one of the few cases where the constraint and the cuisine are perfectly aligned.
Amsterdam, for all its gluten-laden stroopwafels and bitterballen and dense café bread, also has this. The simple plate that needs nothing adjusted. The meal that is already correct.
The Takeaway
Aged Gouda — oud or extra oud — is one of the finest cheeses in Europe and a naturally gluten-free anchor for any plate. Remeker, from a single farm family, is worth seeking specifically.
Hollandse Nieuwe herring is salt-cured, served raw with onion and pickles, and completely safe when ordered in a cup rather than on a bun. Stubbe's near Centraal Station is the benchmark.
Jenever — Dutch gin — is distilled, naturally gluten-free, and one of the most distinctively Dutch experiences available in the city. Oude jenever at a bruine kroeg is the version worth trying.
The Dutch simple plate — cheese, charcuterie, pickles, mustard — requires almost no kitchen conversation and is one of the most reliably safe and genuinely good meals Amsterdam offers.
These foods are not compromises. They are the city's culinary heritage, and they happen to align almost perfectly with what a celiac traveler can eat without negotiation.
A late afternoon at a brown café with aged cheese and a small glass of jenever is a specifically Amsterdam experience — and it is fully yours.
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